A fork of Rural Dictionary
A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing
Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world
A colloquial term for an alcoholic beverage commonly used by Australian ex-patriots in America
"I was skulling the wazzle-juice last night and got right spiffed."
A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.
Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'
Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."
An attractive phallic object, often used in situations where magic is otherwise involved.
"Oh my, now there's a nice snizzle wazzle."
A word used usually in describing ones overwhelming consumption of alcohol or drugs.
I honestly have no idea what happed BC I was flop wazzled as fuck
When you pee and do jazz hands
Have you ever been so excited to finally pee you do the wazzle dazzle ?