A fork of Rural Dictionary
The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk... B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
Female code for "This relationship is over"
Hunny, we need to talk...
The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.
Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk" Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey." "Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."
basically, your girl has something to bitch about.
"Honey, we need to talk."
The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.
Girl: Honey, we need to talk. Boy: Oh for fucks sake..
It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.
Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank. -Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.
synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed