Country Dictionary

a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls also tend to swell and feel tender. in some cases it results in blueballs. this is transmitted normally by a girl by the name of christine, but can be given by one of her multiple partners. =

dude, ur dick is so small! i know, i did a chick named christine last night... dude, you have the WEEN!!!!!!!!!

Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention

''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

ween is another word for peen or penis and is starting to not even sound like penis anymore but that is ok becuase you can say ween in class and not get told off haha

"damn the person reading this has a big ween"

Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia

Golly, Mr. Boone, you have a large ween. I can see it right through your long johns.

Short for wiener

My ween is bigger than yours

best band ever

i love ween