A fork of Rural Dictionary
used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.
Man1: Shit, your car is on fire! Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.
conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"
"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."
Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"
She's got a sister, well fuck me running
An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe! Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
Showing aggrivation with a person or event.
"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"
United Airlines marketing theme.
Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.
(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash? Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak. Father: NOW son! Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!