A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another way of saying "whatever" to provide added emphasis showing that you don't care.
When you ask someone if they want to do something with or for you and they say no with a little tude (attitude).
Hey, We are going to a show, do you want to go? or Hey, can you help me move? They say no, you say "what ever makes your balls bounce"
1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
Used when you think you are tottaly right, end of story.
Also spelled, whatthefuckever.
While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.
While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.
An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.
Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.
Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*
a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.
Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!
Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!
January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.
"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"