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Dancing white horses

Phrase sparking a major bout of anger amongst friends, focused on an idividual or group who are pissing you off, resulting in a demon slap combo...from everyone. see DEMON-SLAP

"man... look at those fucking... pricks..."
"Dancing white horses!"
"AAAAAGHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"AGH SHIT... I AM SO PISSED OFF"
"LETS FUCK THEM UP!"
"HHHIIIIIYAAAA!"

by Rudelife February 04, 2003

Cease The White Horse

An amazing band from Spring Grove, Pennsylvania.

Cease the White Horse is one of the most brutal bands I know.

by Skye Arienne February 06, 2008

riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

by cicero visceria May 28, 2008

white horse

White Horse is a slang used in association to playful or comical demeanor. The act of being on a White Horse is essentially to be in a humorous mood.

"She's all comical again, right back onto her white horse."

by dailyfinality December 07, 2024

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020