A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate trump card. A way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.
Amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. Grooms!
Either of two male principals in a civil union.
The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!
When a weird dude with a My Little Pony outfit comes up to a child and touches them.
Weirdo: hey little one
Child: hey
Weirdo: you like my outfit
Child: yes I love that show
Weirdo: me too
Child: Grooming I super fun so would you like to do it
Weirdo: YES
A state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. Not to be confused with the concept, "Don't ever play yourself," this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.
You need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? That's low key grooms.
A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.
Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will