Country Dictionary

The dirty water that collects st the bottom of a bong.

We need the woggle water or my bong will taste like shit

A term to describe one’s penis

My girlfriend told me that she used to call penises poggle woggle

An extremely handsome and handyman. Who can fix anything and get into the panties of any woman.

Pauly woggles is the best every time he comes over he always leaves me satisfied.

When driving and the road has various stops, turns, and obstacles making through passage difficult for travel

"Hey Mr. Leo Potter, how do I get back to M-23 from wal-mart?? " -"take it to 65 north to avoid the wiggle woggle of Alpena!"

The penis of Guy Williams

Guy has a woggle. You're a woggoe

The act of trying to acquire a female ZARPian's instagram username by pretending to look for someone else's profile. Commonly referred to as "SIMP"

OnionRings: "Bro, did you hear? Xnator's pulling a Woggles!" ChuteUK: "Shit maaaate...."

A synonym for crumple.

Woggle that up and throw it in the trash.