A fork of Rural Dictionary
A strange species that men have studied for centuries, but we still don't, and likely never will, understand.
Women are strange and complicated creatures that you shouldn't even try understanding.
Woman are creatures that are amazing, beautiful and talented. Some women listen to Girl in red, our goddess. WLW is a cult that a few women made. They worship Girl in red and some listen to Sweater Weather or Everybody Talks. They also sacrifice men.
The reason our world is on fire
Women are the reason of WW3
The most beautiful creatures created by God. They are angelic compared to the ugly mugs that god put on men. They are the better half of humanity. Complex by nature, they are gentle and caring and possessive If they are treated nicely and respected, they will rock your world.
Women
Dishwashers and Vacuums, Oh and don’t forget sandwich makers and property.
Dad:” I think our women is broken.” Me:” What do you mean.” Dad:” The laundry’s dirty and the dishes aren’t done, I think we need to buy a new one.” Me:” Oh you mean the dishwasher is broken, and so is our washing machine.”
Fucking objects who don't get arrested for shit they do a thing to men they are inferior and its proven yet due to "chivalry" us men can hit them back even if they hit us so its a code that allows women to beat men and walk on them. Just objects who complain good to stick your dick in tho Dish washer, washing machine, stove, and sandwich maker
Damn my dishwasher is so fuckin annoying I want to hit her but imma go to jail fun to stick my dick in though Women can be annoying some times