Country Dictionary

Large boobs, of the wu variety. They tend to be super perky, and look at you with intensity. Most often attached to cockhounds and girls who rape boys. Fairly common in the state of Massachusetts

Dude, that chick's woobs were staring at me the whole time she was trying to rape me

I wish i had some woobs to play with :(

Look at my woobs!! How do you like that, bitch?!

Like moobs but on a woman.

Damn her woobs were HUGE.

The sound made by a modern police-car siren as it is switched off. Most often heard in movie scenes where a police-car with siren on screeches to a halt.

(Sound of police-car siren) woo woo ... woob

woob(n): a hott uber sexy guy

My boyfriend is a woob.
I miss my woob!

When an overweight person, usually a man, goes past the stage of Moobs and develops a continuous roll of breast fat....."one boob"... pronounced for ease as "Woob"

oh my god, Jack has got sooooo fat he's like gone past Moobs and it into a Woob!

onomatopoetic variant of:

- The Three Stooges' Curly spinning around on the floor in a circle
- That doofy audience cheer from the now defunct Arsenio Hall show

used as a semi-enthusiastic cheer regarding an accomplishment of minor or even dubious importance

delivered in the same subdued manner as a quiet chuckle

Managed to get a flu shot today (beginning of the flu shot season this year too). Woob.

A term used for a man with man-breasts, or man-boobs, but specific to those breasts formed by lack of physical activity due to extensive playing of "World of Warcraft" (aka WOW).

If Larry doesn't stop playing WOW, he's gonna grow some double D Woobs!