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"carpe diem" for stupid people

dude 1: "i'm gonna go smoke poison ivy and see if my lungs get a rash. yolo!

dude 2: "why doesn't he just say carpe diem? it sounds way better.

dude 3: "stupid people don't speak latin. thats why they say yolo"

Yolo=
Y: Shut
O: The
L: Fuck
O: Up

When you think about using Yolo, just shut the fuck up.

Y: You
O: Only
L: Live
O: Outside
Cause everyone who still uses this clearly lives under a rock.

Guy 1: Do you live under a rock?
Guy 2: Yolo
Guy 1: Oh so its a yes.

"I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people."

~Jack Black

I hate it when people say YOLO. It annoys me so much.

'YOLO', meaning You Only Live Once, is a viral quote most popularly used by prepubescent girls, but the range is undoubtedly in the teenage community. Anyone who uses YOLO in defence of their stupidity and sinful actions should be hanged, or the method of execution available widely in the state this person lives in. Such places like Texas, which still use the electric chair, or Germany who could make an exception with gas chambers, are prime examples of execution methods acceptable for the annihilation of YOLO'ers. Help us fight the fight, share this with your friends on Facebook, and defeat the almighty (and nerdy, prepubescent) YOLO army.

Me: Why the hell would you do that?
Person: Because YOLO.

*I shoot Person in the face for such sinful acts against the English language.*

Me: This serves as a warning to people who think they're NEW and ORIGINAL for using one of the most annoying pieces of shit to touch the interwebs.

You Obviously Lack Originality

annoying bitch: Gonna dye my hair orange cause YOLO!
smart people: You Obviously Lack Originality... cunt.

Acronym for You Only Live Once. Mainly used to defend doing something ranging from mild to extreme stupidity.

Mild stupidity:

Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't smoke that joint you found on the ground.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
Extreme stupidity:
Friend: Dude, you probably shouldn't be posting random definitions on urbandictionary while you're stoned.
Me: Fuck it, YOLO.
:)