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YMCA

Yogis, gymnasts, or those looking for a rush will delight in the challenges of this invigorating sexual position. Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as many health benefits as it does pleasurable ones; as you invert the body, you breathe deeper, improve circulation, and relieve stress on the lower back. The inverting partner will kneel and place the top of their head on a small floor cushion between the seated partner’s thighs. Next, straighten the knees, raise the hips, and keep the abs flexed. The seated partner can now assist the other in entering the final pose and arrange themselves accordingly. When first entering this position, mild breathing difficulties may be experienced as the blood from the body rushes to the head; this should quickly pass, but if you're feeling uncomfortable, come out of the position and rest in a prone position to normalize circulation before standing up again.

Dude, me and Jane did the YMCA last night. Ballerinas are awesome.

by halpwr April 08, 2010

ymca

Young Men With Clogged up Assholes.

Ymca, is a gay man's song.

by Sangeajinn January 18, 2007

ymca

My favorite place to go in the world. Lose weight join clubs meet friends.Hang out. have a good time. ymca leaders clubs are my world. its all about the compassion friendship and belonging

I live for the Ymca without it id be..like dead.

by Elizabeth from bestfield January 22, 2005

YMCA

Yosemite Mothers Christian Association

"Hey Debbie, make sure you bring your traditional Californian deviled eggs to this week's book club at church this weekend!" "OK, see you at the YMCA!"

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

YMCA

An athletic facility where the very young and the very old hangout. Where I saw elderly ladies naked, for the first time.

"The first time I changed into my workout attire at the YMCA ladies locker room, I was forever changed by what I saw. I swore to myself, I would never grow old."

by joggyjaybird May 27, 2013

ymca

An awesome place to go. Especially the Upper Main Line YMCA in Berwyn. They have an amazing swimming program. Lifelong friends are made. Has many different things to do. You could be going to swim practice while your mom goes to work out upstairs. They have summer camps you can go to and they also have daycare. it is a very sensible place to belong to.

The Upper Main Line YMCA has numerous pools, a gym, summer camps, a soccer program, and a place to work out.

by Mara April 19, 2005

YMCA

Your mum can anal.

"Omg, I didn't know that YMCA!" "Fuck u mean?!?! YMCA??" "Your mum can anal"

by abort-worthy April 02, 2018