A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.
Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?
Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.
a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time
"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"
Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey. "Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"
A penis. The male sex organ.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS
Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.