A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lil boy that has a dead brain and has an inverted penis.he also has cancer
Caillou is a shit Caillou fucks his mom
A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.
Caillou made me search for my virginity.
Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes. I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night
Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!? Mom: Well we actually don’t hav- Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream
A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.
Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.
Such a Little brat and a CUNT. Caillou is a dickwad that only cares for himself and hates everyone.
hey caillou you're a CUNT
satan himself born into a little child twat's body
"Oh look, it's satan... wait no that's caillou"