Country Dictionary

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Munter

Someone so hideousely ugly that one has the physical urge to beat them to death with a heavy object.

"Jesus that bird you fancied was a right munter Andy."

by A.Macinnes December 19, 2004

Munter

A person regularly impaired by alcohol or recreational drugs (see Muntered). They are often useless and disorganised people with poor personal hygiene. They are often associated with punk and anarchist subcultures. They are usually suffering from the permanent mental and psychological effects of such a lifestyle. These individuals usually live illegally on 'protest sites' such as camps in woods, or live in squatted housing.

1. Dave is a fucking munter.
2. That munter is not welcome here.
3. Im not going to work with that munter.

by Alex Cabb December 03, 2010

munter

Very very ugly person, the next step up from being a minger, who is just ugly.

by Lali_babe June 06, 2003

munter

1. one who is unbearably ugly
2. to get extremely drunk (get muntered)

josh - have you seen that charlotte girl?
jess- yeah shes a right munter"
josh- yo jess fancy getting muntered friday night?
jess- yeah that would be nice

by FJetch February 17, 2009

munter

Somebody who lacks intellect, personal hygene and good looks.

I pulled a right munter last night.

by MoonRat February 17, 2004

munter

being worse for wear in an alcoholic or chemical sense

"i was fucking muntered last night"

by elle__xx August 29, 2006

Munter

Your mum.

Your mum is a munter.

by yourmumsamunter April 11, 2009