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me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."