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Parker's are so sweet! With a unique name like Parker there is no way he can go unnoticed. Usually brown flippy hair with brown eyes. He's passionate and respectful. Parker's are shy but give him a chance and once he's comfortable you won't be able to leave his side. He will always make you laugh and smile, don't miss an opportunity with a Parker.
Girl 1: I think I like this guy, he's so cute, hilarious and yet respectful. Girl 2: oh he must be a Parker Girl 1: OMG how did you know ?!?
A very…original person. He's cute and funny but you'll never know if he likes you or not. He's a great guy but he stands out because he's different. He has long hair which is basically why people like him. He'll confuse the shit out of you. He curses a lot and sure isn't innocent. But it's okay, because he cares about people's feelings. You can trust him. Once you fall for hi, there's no escaping.
There is no example of Parker. There is only Parker. There is no explanation.
Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.
He put me in a wheelchair last night Oh he must be a parker
Parkers are just straight up awesome human beings! Parkers are very funny, and will make you laugh no matter what you're mood in! They also have very funny facial expressions too! Parkers are usually quiet, but once you get to know them, you'll love them! Parkers are very smart and low-key freaky! Parkers also have very big dicks, and are aggressive! Parkers are great in bed, and will make you sore! Parkers are very loyal, and know to treat people! Parkers are very special people, and if you have a Parker in your life, KEEP HIM !
Girl#1:'' I'm soooo soreee!'' Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!" Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"
the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.
girl 1- parker asked me out girl 2- what did you say girl 1- no, he is super conceded girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it girl 1- no way one year later girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no girl 2- told you you would regret it
An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.
Parker: "I'm awesome" Everyone in the room: *awkward silence*.