A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of putting your scrotum in a girl's vagina and performing internal teabagging.
Yo dude, that girl is so hot I gave her THE ALBA last night.
1. To imagine your parterner as Jessica Alba when engaging in sexual activities 2. To put a picture of Jessica Alba on your partners face when engaging in sexual intercourse
"I Alba'd that chick last night"
Alba is the word used to describe that friend. That friend that at first you didn't want to have anything to do with her and now you can't let go. Alba will always make you smile no matter how bad you feel, she will make you laugh even when all you want to do is cry. She is the type of friend who will always be there for you and will constantly let you know how important you are to her. There are days when she also has a hard time but she won't let you know it, since she cares more about your well being than about hers. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Alba, I want to see you again as soon as possible because since you left I feel that a very important part of my life is missing, that part is you. We are a pack, we always have been and will always be, nobody can separate us. Alba is the word I use to describe my world.
-Do you know Alba? -She's my best friend <3
A tiny slut that never know the understanding of life
Alba is bisexual