A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is a great province. Allot of down talk is directed to it. But most of it is because of ignorance. Alberta is NOT an environmental wasteland as shown by documentary. Shut us down you sure as hell better say goodbye to your low gas prices. Most oil is brought up via Sag D plants Which are very clean. Edmonton and Calgary are the two biggest city's both approximately a million people. Both Hate eachother for no real reason. The average household income of both is nearly $90,000. Edmonton has a world class university u of a. And what was (until a couple years ago) the biggest mall in the world. Calgary has the world renowned Calgary Stampede and is a short drive from the mountains. People from every single province comes here for the oil. A simple labourer can make upwards of $80,000. But most if not all of it is spent on drugs, alcohol, strippers, and their trucks even though 90% of them have no use for them but are merely compensating for their small penis. Yes there are ALLOT!! of problems with Alberta. But the stereotype of what is Alberta isnt found everywhere. If it wasnt for small portion of the population of ignorant pricks and brainless retards who work in the oil industry This province would be the envy of all.
The world opinion of Alberta: I hate Alberta!! they poison the earth!! Said just after getting off a plain, and driving their car home which is heated by natural gas from Alberta, dressed in polyester clothing, drinking heated coffee out of a plastic mug.
A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.
Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.
The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.
I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there. Alberta is ruining Canada. Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.
Man Alberta Canada fucking sucks, it's cold and everyone there is a damn asshole!
A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.
Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit. Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her
I wish I could be like Alberta, she's so confident and stunning
A Province within the Dominion of Canada. It was created by an Act of the Parliament of Canada in 1905, also the time that Saskatchewan was created. The land was assembled from areas that were not part of British Columbia (created in 1871) or taken from native people by the United States through force of arms. The Eastern boundary with Saskatchewan was an arbitrary line of longitude established to exclude the use of daylight saving time. The northern portion of Alberta was transferred to the province by Ottawa, having formerly been part of the North West Territories where it was being wasted by native people who wished to hunt and live on their land. In modern times all other citizens are expected to pay homage to Albertans who found themselves parked on top of the world's largest deposits of fossil fuels. The resulting wealth is said to derive from the superior conservative political philosophy of the residents rather than millions of years of geological activity. followed by a bequest of a young and growing nation.
"Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark.", said Alberta.