A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off. Female version of this is a "Mounds"
Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.
When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.
Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night. Ben: lucky bastard!
The outcome of a relatively skinny person going to the gym and only using the bicep machine, causing their arms to resemble an almond joy.
Joe; "Is it just me or does Colby have almond joy arms?" Dylan; "I think he's been hitting the bicep machine a bit too hard."
those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside
yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!
When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.
I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.
a derogatory statement towards homosexuals. Technically, it's when a guy cums in the ass of another guy when there is fecal matter within the rectum. The outcome resembles an Almond Joy candy bar.
With the way that Jeff was bent over you would know for sure he was an Almond Joy Boy. also: Jeff always makes sure to bring extra toilet paper because of his tendency to be an Almond Joy Boy.
Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."
Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome