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anal sex

when, typically, a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, in the same form as which one would have vaginal sex. Anal foreplay includes licky, touching, massaging, or otherwise pleasuring the anus or anal muscles. Items such as dildos or vibrators are also often used. In homosexual acts, being as this is the only genuine penetration available, a man's penis is inserted into another man's anus, same as it would a female. Many sexually active individuals view snal sex as a safe way to prevents STDs and pregnancy, when in reality, both are still possible. Should the man ejaculate in the woman's anus and the sperm drips out a then into the vaginal orifice, it is quite simply just as risky as vaginal sex. Anal sex can be extremely pleasurable, and extremely painful, typically more-so in the latter. You can be unaware of whether you enjoy it or hate it, because the two feelings match up so evenly. Often after anal sex, the woman(man) will experience loosened anal muscles and intense pain in the rectal area, depending upon the amount of lubrication at the time of the intercourse, May people often say that after engaging in anal sex, if the man ejaculated inside the anus, they shit cum, often for many days having liquids, including sperm, drip from the anus when using th bathroom, farting, or even simply walking. Many other post-sex symptoms occur.

Sara let me fuck her in the ass last week. I had to lube my dick up like crazy, and let her ease onto it. While we fucked she was like, "i don't know whether it hurts or feels AMAZING."The next morning, she woke up and when she got out of bed, she was walking like my dick was STILL in her fucking ass. She went to the bathroom, and came out complaining that she'd be shitting cum for a week. Which she did. She says we can't have anal sex again till the pain goes away. HAhaHA.

by DeleriouS? December 04, 2008

anal sex

using the anus as a sexual organ.. :D One of the marvelous sex discoveries of human kind its just next to the vagina of a woman..n its slippery

if it is against the will of god...to have anal sex...then why is it such a sexy smelly hole? Religous wife-No what are you doing.(suddenly pulls away while having sex when her husband was trying to do in there) husband-who cares...i forget i forget..its such a sexy thing..I couldnt remember a thing in the religon book

by yyeehhaann March 15, 2007

anal sex

how you know your girl truly loves you the only true form of "safe" sex how to get into any American fraternity

that bitch Kristina wouldn't give me anal sex, so I dumped her ass damn that girl's got a big ass, I bet she's great at anal sex make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema

by bill mesich January 16, 2007

anal sex

The act of being fucked in the poop chute. O l\\ l__ ___O /\ // \\

James: It's easy, all I do is bend over and you stick your penis in my butt Kyle: Okay, I guess... James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.

by Joshieewuh July 17, 2009

anal sex

1) Participation in either penetrating someone's recum, or having someone penatrate yours. . . excessive performance leads to anal leakage on the reciever's part, or bacterial wastes ending up on the performer's member. 2) A good way to get AIDS

All the dudes who like anal sex because they don't have to wear condoms are in for a rude surprise when they get crotch-rot from cornholing a girl who didn't excavate deep enough the last time she wiped her but. Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.

by MushroomHat August 19, 2007

anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding

Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced

by Stias August 27, 2005

anal sex

Sex up the ass. Measured in buttsecks

Anal sex. It's overrated.

by Natolya Koksanov May 17, 2006