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punt

(MIT slang) (1) To skip class (2) To avoid doing work. Ant: tool.

by Anonymous November 08, 2003

punt

To be kicked.

Dag yo!

by Anonymous April 05, 2003

punt

1. when you are on 3 out of 4 chances (downs) in football. your team has the ball and you want to score a touchdown. you have 4 total chances to go 10 yards. if you do, you get 4 more chances (back to first down)!! you can get closer to the goal line! if you don’t the other team gets the ball, right there. so, maybe with your last attempt you kick it as far back as you can to put space between the other team and their goal - that’s a punt. sure, its a good bet. but, if you only have like, one yard left, maybe you take the chance and go for it. going for it is the opposite of punting, it’s the opposite, going for it, get it. teams that go for it make the game exciting 2. derogatory name for a guy who leads someone on then pusses out because, he doesn’t want to try that hard. he knows he’ll get the ball back eventually. he’ll try again then.

football guy: they are stopping us at every attempt! we need 16 yards to the next first down and we’re ahead by 30 points offense coach: bring out the kicker it’s a punt dude: joe has it in the bag with that girl, he gives her all kind of presents, takes her on dates, even serenaded her at the pep rally other dude: nah dog, he lost interest and now he likes sally that girl to her friends: joe you stupid punt

by williet hughnot December 31, 2019

punte

The taste of anal discharge. Pronounced: " Poon - teh " Similarly, punto is the act of eating out ones ass.

"At the punto party, the punte was exquisit" "There were 3 girls at the punto party, there was a vast variety of punte" "We collected a jar full of punte at the punto party, Chad Mallette had the honour of drinking it" "The best looking guy at the punto party usually gets the best tasting punte"

by Chad Mallette November 16, 2007

punting

The act of hunting for poon (vagina)

"Hey man what are you doing tonight?" "I'm gonna go to the beach for some punting, wanna come?"

by NationalAss May 29, 2013

Punt

To put something off until much later. Figuratively, to kick the ball down the field.

My customer wants both new features added now but we'll have to punt on that one.

by uxwonk May 28, 2020

Punted

To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.

Fred was on the verge of victory. He had his opponent down to 1 life but forgot to take his draw step. He sure punted that game of magic.

by spracdracular December 05, 2016