A fork of Rural Dictionary
Actress with a thick lip and big boobs. A woman who think she is one real Lara croft.
you saw her new movie? damn.., that nipples are hot.
The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)
A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!). Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try). Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie." "This movie needed more Angelina Jolie." "Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her. Yep, she's that good. Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?
She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries. She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.