A fork of Rural Dictionary
Arson is an amazing person. They're a kind, sweet, and sometimes aggressive individual. If they're your partner, lucky you! You'll have a caring partner who will always be there! They're sometimes perceived as a smartass, but that's okay! They're very huggable. If you know an Arson, make sure to take care of them.
Person 1: Hey, Kai, who's your partner?
Kai: Arson.
Person 1: Lucky! I wish I had a partner like them!
Dodger: Hey man, I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
Me: Eh, let's commit arson.
Dodger: We did that last week, but I guess it's something that never grows old.
When you decide to go to a place with one of your dumbass friends, usually named steven. And get a fucking flamethrower and blow the motherfucking bathroom up. You then get your friends to bail your dumbass out of jail.
I'm going to commit fucking arson with a homemade flamethrower.
it’s a fun crime to commit when you're bored
Cute alt boy: wanna commit arson and sleep in a Tim Hortons while we hide from the Police?☺️❤️
Me (epicly sexy alt girl): yeah🥰
a person who wishes to do away with arson
The girl proclaimed she was an arsonator after someone asked her if she wanted to commit arson.
the best thing in the fucking world
person 1: yo did you see i have 50 cases of arson?
person 2: yea its really cool!!
person 1: wanna go commit arson with me?
person 2:yessir!!!!