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Art is seduction. An excellent professor once said that art is like a carrot tantalizingly placed in front of a donkey's face. If the carrot is too far away, then the donkey will not want to chase it. However, if it's too close, then the donkey will eat the carrot and no longer care about it. Art is the carrot, and the viewer is the donkey. Art must be just far enough to seduce the viewer into desiring it.

That artwork nearby looks tasty.

Art means penis. Fuck art. Suck art. Lick art. Rub art. Touch art. Tickle art. Just don't kick art.

Fundo was an avid art fanatic, until he found out art meant penis.

No, i am not going to spam you with links and "recommendations" What else is there to spam you with really when you have listened to this human

"radical art, radical communities and radical dreams: Guillermo Gómez-Peña at TEDxCalArts"

a product of human creativity

art

Art is a bunch of scribbles some person sees a picture in.

Look at those blobs. They reminde me of rain, it must be art.

all retards together

you need to go to art

1.) Something that poses talent. 2.) Any random splash of color. 3.) Any random picture of anything.

1.) Shakespear's plays are a work of art. 2.) Van Gogh painted art. 3.) That picture of a stalk of broccoli is art.