A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are Mostly toxic and are witches, They try to change what you said in the past slightly so you don't notice and put different words in your mouth... For example (Whoever person:i may come back home at 7 PM) (the parent when you didn't exactly come home at 7PM:YOU SAID YOU WILL COME BACK AT 7 PM) see... they do asshole things like this..... Also they expect the father to give the wife money all the time and none for himself, and most mothers waste it at gambling or buying stuff they don't need Also most Asian parents are smart but messed up in the head and are crazy... most of they have certain things that "Trigger" them, For example disagreeing with them. When they trigger WATCH OUT! they go super crazy and will throw anything near them at you and bull charge you (For example they will throw a cement saw if one is near them) they will only stop if you force them too but be carfull not to give them bruises.... if you do they will show it off at work or something and make you look like a crazy asshole... That reminds me! 98% of Asian parents are hypocrites..... For example (You: Imagine you play games 3 hours a day) (Asian parents:STOP PLAYING GAMES ALL DAY) now you may think this is normal but in most cases when an Asian parents say that they are mostly "Watching TV all day and just sleeping "...... Also Asian parents are crazy and if they say "PRACTICE PIANO" you have to do it and get good at it.. also most of them are manipulative son of a bitches...
Most Asian Parents are toxic hateful witches
Asian Americans born to a traditional Asian family have it difficult. Although they are exposed to freedom of speech, freedom to choose and well freedom to everything, they cannot exercise their freedom to their full extent. It is difficult for Asian American children to see their peers having the liberty to choose a college fit for their personality, or fit for their own career goals and at the same time having their parents supporting them. Restrictions are not only placed on academics but also on their child's personal life. Asian parents wish to control every aspect of their child's life. The reasoning behind this maybe because they want their child to do better than everyone else. However, they do not realise that to do better than everyone else does not mean that they will be happy. To asian parents, happiness can only be achieved by satisfying conditions like a to-do list. *check examples below*. One can understand that they have more experience than a child has, but that does not mean they can push the children through a "short cut" in life and not allow the child to experience the same mistakes and the same problems their parents went through.
To-do list for happiness according to asian parents. 1) Go to a good college 2) Get married 3) Good self image etc. of course these to-do lists have sub-to-do lists. 1) Go to a good college --------------------------- a) go to a good high school b) get good grades c) do an insane amount of extra curricular activities etc. 2) Get married ----------------- a) conditions for a perfect partner -has to be asian -has to have good job -has to have parents who have respectable jobs etc. b) parents approve this person (or preferably, pick this person) c) no dating basically - since you only date for a reason - which is to get married - therefore people who do not fit the asian parents' requirements are a waste of time. etc. 3) Good image -------------------- a) no back-chatting parents b) over look personal problems instead of working them out. c) don't do things that do not benefit this list. ie. going on the computer for non-work-related things or watch tv. etc.
(This applies to a majority of asian kids in the US) The reason Asian kids in are very depressed, here are the charateristics of them: 1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents: A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade. B - Bad C - Catastrophe D - Death F - F***'d Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed. 2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING. Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them 3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME. 4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE. It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you. 5. Rice. And fish. 6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
Asian kid: I got a freakin B on the test! I'm dead! Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know! Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday. Here is how they grade grades: A-Good, but still slaps you in the face B-Vigourous beating C-Starves you to near death D-No food or sleep for a month F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes. Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll
Asian parents Dad:Report Card! Me:*Whimpers* Dad:A B!!!!!!! Me:*takes a baton to the face* Mom: Who are you dating! Me: Jessica Mom: A white chick! Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*
People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to : A:Control your life B:Ruin your life C:Force you to have good grades D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc. F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship H:Hate it when you wear short clothing I:Talk behind your back J:Talk crap or brag about you K: Rarely have your friends over L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money M:Expect a lot from you N:Want you to go to a good school O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc.... etc....
Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???" Me:"I was stu-" Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!" Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????" Me: ".....No...?" Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!" Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"
Are people who gave birth to you and fed you so therefore they think they can control you. They play mind games, are passive aggressive, manipulative, and are generally just very negative people. Most asian parents have problems themselves and they tend to take it out on their kids either knowingly or unknowingly. Most asian parents are negative because they want to think the worse before it even happens. If you go out late at night to the movies or whatever, they would think you were partying and drinking instead. Although this may be true for some kids (sneaking out and doing drugs...etc) not all kids are like this. They tend to listen to their friends/relatives stories about bad stuff and they think that their own kids are bad too. They generalize wayy too much. Asian parents think their kids are bad if they get a B on their report card. They will act as if it's the end of the world if you don't get into: UCLA, USC, HARVARD, STANFORD, OXFORD, PRINCETON, or any other brand named schools that charges an arm and a leg to attend to. Unfortunately, many new asian parents that end up in America will do the same to their kids. But there is light at the end of the tunnel. The new generation of asian americans will never treat their kids the same... so therefore the chain will be broken. We will know better, listen to our kids, trust them, and be their guide rather than their dictator. There is hope for the next generation of american parents out there...
Examples of Asian Parents: Mom: I am your mother, you HAVE to listen to me. If I say jump you ask 'how high' Dad: Sometimes will beat you with a whip. (BTW, kids if this happens to you call the cops please. It's called child abuse) Both Parents: So and so got into Harvard, why didn't you get into Harvard? You're so stupid... studying on how to become a technician? What???? OMG, MY SON/DAUGHTER IS A FCKEN FAILURE. Mom talking to her 10 year old: Your sister got into a good school, has a good job, married a doctor, has 2 kids... what do you do huh?? Sit at home playing video games all day? Dad: Son, when you grow up you have to be better than everyone else. it's not enough that you succeed, everyone else must fail.
Probably the #1 source of why Asian teens commit suicide.
Asian parents will always be hyopcrites, and you can't do anything about it. Reasoning with them will result in an one-hour lecture about how tough THEIR life was. If you get below an A or B you will recieve a beating, confiscation of your things, a beating, and an insane amount of work on that subject. They will also yell at you in public and embrass you in AN INFINITE amount of ways.