A fork of Rural Dictionary
Asshole is a multi-purpose label frequently used to describe an ignorant or inconsiderate person.
Most motor vehicle operators, especially if they are driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cellphone; playing a stereo with too much bass OR driving a vehicle with billowing clouds of smoke. In fact, they may not be driving the vehicle at all, they could simply be the owner of a vehicle with an active alarm siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.
The worst type of person. Someone who seriously needs their ass kicked big time or get tortured by getting skinned alive. These types of people seriously don't deserve to breathe our precious air. They are people who waste space on this Earth and it is a privelage for them to even exist on this planet. They are disgusting, self centred, evil, mean, selfish, fucktards, exploiters....too much to list. They love to bad mouth people who are more superior than they are. A lot of people like following these types of people because "assholes" is like a disease. It is more contagious then SARS and one "asshole" can accumulate into thirty assholes.
1. Peter from Steveston Secondary is a total asshole. 2. My Science teacher is a asshole. 3. Pretty much everyone in this fucking planet is an asshole.
1. Sphincter/anus/rectum 2. An annoying/abrasive person 3. My geography teacher
1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants. 2. That guy is such an asshole! 3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.
1) One person of many sprinkled about the face of the Earth by god to test the patience of those who believe in him. Most of which are relatives or live in your city. 2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.
1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an asshole! 2) Nuff said!
Any driver but you; someone who cuts you off while you are driving
Look at that asshole, he pulled out right in front of me
A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.
that asshole just cut me off
A male who commits adulterous acts, which is fine, however, once he's found out, denies it all. Once his close brother-like friends get tired of hearing his bullshit, he has to go talk shit in the great state of Maryland. What this asshole fails to realize is 1. he has a small penis. 2. he's a coward. 3. playing the "nice guy" only works if you're actually nice. It's sad when a friendship is lost and a girl regrets ever turning around to meet him in the first place.
this asshole has completed all of these acts a. sleeping with ugly beezys w/ nasty bodies (some with boyfriends). b. not owning up to his choices in fear of actually being seen as the grimy ass he truly is. c. saying too much shit and claiming he "didn't do anything"