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you will be assimilated

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

by TokJK September 08, 2006

assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

by eeeeeee July 14, 2006

borg assimilator

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 07, 2008

assimilative

Capable of mentally absorbing

The Greek historiographical tradition is continuous and assimilative

by Jnewton940 March 26, 2018

Linguistic assimilation

When someone adopts the language features of a dominant group, potentially losing aspects of their original urban dialect.

Linguistic assimilation:When someone adopts the language features of a dominant group, potentially losing aspects of their original urban dialect.

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

artificial assimilation

The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.

Holy Shit Mark! Way to go on the artificial assimilation. That cow is as good as pregnant.

by AlmightyGnosis January 20, 2010