A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.
Step off my koolaid you assmonkey, this is my bitch.
A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.
That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.
an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about
AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.
A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"