A fork of Rural Dictionary
August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .
friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good! me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!
National Shoot Your shot day August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man” John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?” Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”
National slap someone call Bob
Random person: Hey it’s August 20th Bob: oh no Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe
National head day If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel
Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit
This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him
August 20 ith is so fun and yummy cause a sexy guy named Tyler eats out my butthole.
This day was a wonderful day for brand new parents. Any kid born on this day grew up to be intellectually sound, semi-athletic, musically inclined and loyal as crap. These people are funny yet corny, sometimes horn dogs and are great communicators. They love people and in the year 2021 or 2022 will be married.
My birthday is August 20, 1997. Apparently I am a stud.