A fork of Rural Dictionary
August five is international shower sex day.
-I never had shower sex yet, is it good?
-Good? Cant even define it, tomorrows august 5, you should try it out!
National use a cheesy pick up line day
“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”
“That was awful”
“Well it is August 5th”
A depressed girl, that looks Chinese. Peroidt!!!!
Person- What’s wrong with her??
Person 2- Oh she was born August 5
Person-ohhhh that makes sense now
If you are born on August 5 then man, i gotta break it to you, you DUMB.
Person 1: Hey whats your birthday?
Person 2: Oh its august 5.
Person 1: Damn u dumb.
A day to appreciate Nanny Charles
A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day