A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.
" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?" " no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard" Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.
Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.
A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real
Bear : Did You Fart Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider Bear: Lol Doug : There really is a Barking Spider
A Fart. background: if a spider could make a sound it would "bark" and it wouldn't be as loud as a dog bark, and a fart isn't as loud as a dog and it's near to the ground. If someone farts and everyone looks around to see who done it,but everyone acts innocent one might say... It was a Barking Spider
(fart) I didn't fart, it was a Barking Spider!
joe: passes gas pete: what the hell was that? joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.
Billy: (fart noise) Teacher: Billy did u just fart? Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.