A fork of Rural Dictionary
Brit rhyming slang: Battle = short for 'battle cruiser', rhyhmes with boozer, meaning a pub.
"u rite me old china fancy a bevvy down the battle? After we'll have a ruby and get a sherbert home"
The term "battles" has come to be used to describe a homosexual who is often physically and mentally inferior to his male lover. A battles is often blatantly gay and exhibits unmistakable, often uncomfortably blatant, homosexual tendencies. His male partner is usually more masculine and more subtly queer.
I met a twink the other day who was a total battles.
In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things
Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger
With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
Why are you guys farting into your smart phones? Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!