A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.
Reet, Reet, (bobs head back and forth) reeeeeet, reeeeet
This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.
Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).
Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets
Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets
Big mood? Nah, Big Reets
reet is a kind, loving person. she will make you feel good when you’re sad but she can be jealous too. she has trust issues so treat her right. she is funny and goofy, she is VERY energetic and laughs in the worst moments
person 1:hey what is reet like?
person 2:she is very funny and energetic