A fork of Rural Dictionary
unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
a wild and hairy vagina
Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.
A slang word for the female genitalia.
With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
Did you fuck that bird last night dude ? No she had such a bearded clam
A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
Her bearded clam wept.
Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy
Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.
Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.