A fork of Rural Dictionary
as a noun: a painfully, unfunny individual completely lacking in humor and self awareness
as a verb: to beez--to bring a complete lack of sense of humor to a situation
Damn, that comedienne is a beez.
You sure beezed up that joke.
It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"
It was in the change room that I first noticed that he had beez on tee (balls on top); or, I could really go for some beez on tee (beans on toast).