A fork of Rural Dictionary
Corn so good, you can taste the failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
The best corn company made by Stevens dad. The Beijing corn give you the teleportation power "one time I went teleport to hospitial" says fan. Give you instant 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE
A summer Chinese Language course held at Beijing Normal University, coordinated by Princeton University. Known as "Prison in Beijing" due to the excessive workload and the fact that students like to wear the color orange.
Tourist 1: Why is there a kid wearing an orange prison jumpsuit over there? Tourist 2: He's just a student from Princeton in Beijing imprisoned by the course workload.
Corn so good you can taste the ultimate failure.
"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.
THE BEIJING CORN IS THE BEST CORN PRODUCT MADE BY STEVENS DAD. "THE BEIJING CORN GIVE YOU TELEPORTATION POWER ONE TIME I EAT I TELEPORT TO HOSPITAL. EAT BEIJING CORN GIVE INSATANT 100 iq.
THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE
Sketchy chinese restaurant where all the shit goes down
Kenny Kalman beat the shit out of Oleum in the alley behind Beijing Cafe after an illegal Mahjong game in the basement