Country Dictionary

When you take a particularly clean shit and don’t have to wipe.

“I saved you a $1 in toilet paper, cuz I just took a Belvedere.”

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.

I Mr. Belvedered myself.

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.

Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...

This school is doesn’t smell nice

I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice

A towel specifically used for wiping both male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.

"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

The best school to ever exist

I wish I was in Belvedere college