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bitchtits

a man bearing a female trait in the chestical region

a friend who is a virgin

hey bitchtits come here

by yosterr4 October 25, 2011

bitchtits

those tits on that fat kid named duane in your class that is fat and has nipples the size of pepperonis

o my God those bitchtits are going to fucking eat us

by Devin Demaine April 23, 2004

bitchtits

it is clinically gynecomastia

by Anonymous September 08, 2003

bitchtits

What adorned the anterior chest space on such poor souls as Robert Paulson.

His name was Bob. Bob had bitchtits.

by Tak-a-lah April 23, 2005

Bitchtits

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

by Jolly judd January 29, 2009

bitchtits

a man with big tits

your mom

by poopman November 05, 2003

bitchtits

noun. derived from the two words. bitch(n) & tits(n). nicknamed to a young male through use for accurately describing the individual through the conjoined words. the individual often shows traits of being flaky, horrible with money, and shows little to no courage within his body. male bitchtits are often mistaken as being that of the female gender.

wow bitchtits, i can't believe you screamed in such a high pitch.

how could you let the 100 pound girl get so much out of you bitchtits?

by drgnmax August 23, 2011