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Blow Hole Surprise

When you're having your ass eaten out and you unannounced fart in the giver's mouth.

So I was eating out my boyfriend and he gave me a blow hole surprise. I teared up and vomited uncontrollably.

by JAY PAPS April 25, 2011

Brown Blow Hole

When you are eating a girl out and she is on her hands and knees and she then shits in your mouth

That bitch gave me the brown blow hole!

by Busty-Bitch May 04, 2009

Maryland Blow hole

When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole

by DLDLP February 08, 2017

Narragansett Blow Hole

The act of puking your guts out naked into the toilet after a night of drinking, and blowing massive wet farts out of your asshole simultaneously.

Bro: dude you okay in there?? (calling into the bathroom)

Dude: i am never drinking four loko again!!! i narragansett blow hole every fucking time!!

by queefmcgee123 October 17, 2010

the blow hole

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.

get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby

by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014

Alberta Blow hole

When a male has a penis piercing (prince albert) and is receiving fellatio from a female, he puts his thumb over the urethra (penis hole) and ejaculates out of the piercing hole like the blow hole of a whale.

-Bro i was getting some sweet dome last night, hit her with the Alberta Blow Hole
-NOICE

by Tboneiago May 15, 2015

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010