A fork of Rural Dictionary
wow man, kanye west is such a douche, he's gone from Gay-fish to Blowfish!
When a girl blows every guy and smells like fish in her coochi
Person 1: "Don't date Trina dude".
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "Because she's blowfish".
Person 2: "Aw damn".
When someone puts their penis inside of another's throat and proceeds to squeeze/expand the penis head thus filling up the other's throat.
Dude I just blowfished this chick and she couldn't breathe
A horny male, who is OVERLY obsessed with sex.
Will do anything to get some.
Also see Jesse.
Jane: Oooh, that guy's cute!
Heather: OMG! Stay away from him! He's a blowfish!!!
Jane: OMG! Thanks for the warning!
v. The act of a person, while smoking marijuana, touching lips with a partner of the opposite sex, and blowing the smoke from their mouth into their partner's mouth.
Male: Do you want to do a blowfish?
Female: What is that?
Male: It is where you blow the smoke in your mouth into the other person by touching lips and blowing.
Female: Okay.
A defense mechanism used if you're expecting someone to try to rape you in the ass. Eat large amounts of jalapenos the night before so you can shit a seed into his penis giving him an infection. It will be the last time they fuck with you
Morales tried to take these cheeks in the shower yesterday so I gave him the good ole blowfish