A fork of Rural Dictionary
The plural of bonus.
It originates from other words of a similar structure to 'Bonus' being worded similarly when put into plural format. e.g. Cactus becomes cacti.
"So I get money AND I get a free ride as well? Boni!"
someone who is an utter slag and likes to go to parties and cheat on any boy she is with
him: have you seen that new girl
her: omg yeah she is such a bony
him: i know right
A metalhead rocker from bewdley. Irresistable to all members of the female sex. The only living human able to destroy the entire towny populus.
hey boni, i wish i was as heavy as you!
Damn it Boni you rock ass!
-Iz u a goff mate, u av one eyebrow, innit
-yeah smell your mum *offers hand*
A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.
Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.
A guy who isn’t thin or wiry but just plain bony but who’s great in bed or has an amazing endowment.
“What do you see in him?”
“He’s a real bony pony and I’m going to ride him until dawn.”
When Carlos’ reputation of being a bony pony got out he couldn’t get a night to himself.