A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you purchase new ostrich leather boots, for only two payments, go out with you’re new boots (new boot goofin’), get drunk, and scuff them up.
Sira tripped and scuffed up her new boots! She went new goof bootin’!
A common greeting among the country folk of Miramichi N.B. Eastern Canada
"How-she-bootin'-er?" Reply "The very Best!"
Fucking retarded, pug-fugly, faux suade Peter Pan esque high-heeled bootie slippers for fairy-assed pansies.
"Hey, Sarah! You said you wanted to be Peter Pan for Halloween, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm a girl."
"That's ok! I found these awesome BOOTINES, so you can be a female Peter Pan!"
"Oh my God! They're so ugly- I mean PERFECT!"