A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male who is a wanna-be-manwhore and who frequently acts synonymous to the woman Bitch. He often acts like he does not care, refuses to answer your text messages at parties, and denies all contact with you when drunk.
That Jason is such a botch. He never texted me back
(noun) Developed to use in the place of bitch, botch has become synonymous with someone who is sloppy, acting higher than thou, or is an overall mess. Botches mainly travel in packs, and can be found wearing a uniform of leggings, oversized deep V t-shirt, long pendant necklace, huge aviators, cardigan, flats, big designer bag, latte & blackberry See also: moss
Yo, check out those botches. BOTCHHHHHH.
tr.v. botched, botch·ing, botch·es 1. To ruin through clumsiness. 2. To make or perform clumsily; bungle. 3. To play like Marcus in Tiger Woods Golf 1. A ruined or defective piece of work: Marcus' putts 2. A hodgepodge.
Marcus: "wow Jake, I really botched that drive, now you'll have beaten me numerous times. But thanks for giving me the opportunity to play with a boss like yourself. Jake: "No problem dick. Stay soft."
a person who looks like they have had facial plastic surgery such as a face lift, nose job, lip fillers.
don’t you think ellie looks botched?
From The X Files. A bunch of Russian dudes who cut off your arm and leave you in agonizing pain but damn you get a cool prosthetic and a very cool metal tea bag.
What the fuck are you doing to me? Holy fucking shit! You sons of bitches butchered me! Ah what the fuck is wrong with my arm?!? Holy fucking shit! You fucking dizzy botch! What the fuck is my family gonna think of me now?!? Ahh, fuck!!!