Country Dictionary

Brandan

an annoying little shit that likes to be a cunt and annoy gabby cause he likes her and wants to date her because it would give him a stiffy

Human: there goes Brandan annoying gabby trying not to get a huge stiffy -_-

Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick