A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who replaces the name of his guy friends, in some extreme cases girls too, with bro, man, or dude. A bro plays lacrosse, and/or ultimate frisbee, if he surfs that is a bonus. He always wears a hat, either backwards trucker hat or any pastel colored hat (usually sporting a logo such as vineyard vines, C+M, nantucket, etc) with slippers, topsiders, flip flops, or birkenstock sandals, usually paired with light jeans and a flannel shirt wore in some cases with a fleece vest over. When the weather gets warmer the previously stated may be replaced with brightly colored shorts and lacrosse pinnnies. He and his fellow bros are very touchy feely with each other. Most frequently used words in his vocabulary are chill, bro, sick, awww yeahh. NOTE: He doesn't have a speach impediment, "ski" and "seff" may be added to the end of every other word out of his mouth."
"Sup bro, wanna chill at my place tonight?" "Nah bro, I'm playin some lax with Mike, sorry man." "No biggy, I guess I'll just pick out my outfit for tomorrow instead." "Sounds good, maybe we can have a chillsesh tomorrow."
EASTCOAST DEFINITION: a preppy, white male, who wears lax pinnies, high black/white socks with any skater shoes or dunks, is very good at beer pong, owns a pair of boat shoes, owns searsuckers,and very bright pants, must wear old ripped hat for the effect of looking cool, but cannot be fitted, smoke weed WESTCOAST DEFINITION: skater, snowboarder or surfer, long hair, wear sunglasses and a fitted hat at all times, smoke A LOT of weed, and play beer pong
EAST COAST "hey bro" "hey let's go to j crew and get some searsuckers" "yeaa and after we can play beer pong" "yeaaa" WEST COAST "yo brah lets tear it up " "yeahhh that rad" "after lets blaze it up and play pong"
A young man, typically white and middle-class, fettered by his narrow and insecure view of masculinity. This manifests in his conforming lifestyle to other bros, disinterest in intellectual matters (or anything beyond sex, sports, and parties), and sometimes aggressive and intolerant attitudes.
The party was full of bros so we left.
somthing the new generation say meaning bitch, right on.
look at all those bros sucking each others dicks
An ignorant, uneducated white male of usually of low social class and self esteem who's number one priority in his adolecensce , young adulthood and many times life is the attainment of what he defines masculinity which he feels is attained by listening to poorly crafted heavy music (Disturbed, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slayer, Kotton Mouth Kings ect.), drinking large,unhealthy quantities of alchohol, Racism,mistreating women through practices of physical abuse, sexual deviance and harrassment smoking large quantities of marijuana which most of the time leads to crank, meth ect...this is the reason wy the High Desert of San Bernardino has been dubed by the government the "Meth Capital of the World", driving rediculiously large trucks, buying with their paycheck usless motor toys such as dirt bikes, jet skis, dune buggies to ride on holidays at Glamis, "The River" ect. instead of an education, showing up at whatever show they can get tickets for and doing what LA band Broken needle defines as "The Beer Cup Dance". Bros usually don the uniform of saggy dickies pants or shorts, black socks, black windbreakers, sweatbands worn on the forearm, black baseball caps turned slighty to the side with the bill folded up, fat DVS or Osiris sneakers,Ridiculously large belt buckles and any clothing that involves an Iron cross, Famous Stars and Straps, Fox Racing ect. , they often wear pooka shells and reek of cat piss weed and cheap colon.Bros cheif inhabitance in the southern half of the state of California are the cities and surrounding areas of Beuamont "Bro mont", Cherry Valley, The High Desert, Lake Perris, Hemet,Barstow, Yucaipa, and Mentone ect...
that gay bro is on his way to a Kotton Mouth Kings concert in his lifted white ford, with the skin sticker on the back.
a bro is a guy who is usually really ugly, black spicked hair, lifted huge trucks go to the desert every weekend, wears sunglasses all the time wears famous, often smokes a lot lisens to rap, hardcore stuff, kmk, kingspade. beats there girlfriend, white trash, trys to act hard.
Bro1: im going to the dez this weekend gona get faded every night man. bro2: me 2 gona ride and beats some fags ass's