Country Dictionary

Misinformed unvaccinated fans of Joe Rogan who will eat anything for money.

Those brogans are misogynists.

A brogan is an extremely large shit which has several qualifications-
-In excess of 8 inches
-2 inch girth
-a lightish brown color
-some sort of abnoctious activity in the bowl, ie. curling, skids, floating

-some level of pride in your acomplishment

*Bathroom door opens*
MALE: Hun, i just did a brogan!

FEMALE Thats great baby im so proud!

Standard issue leather boots issued in prison.

You need to wax your brogans.

Brogan is a meme lord who uses “Howdy” in every sentence. A total looser. Brogan’s stalks guys on Instagram but then doesn’t talk to them. Ca Caw

That Brogan is such a snafoo!

A guy who will say he loves you and kiss you and treat you like the queen of the world. And then after 3 months totally break your heart by breaking up with you over text. Then tell you the next day he doesn't like you at all anymore and likes another girl. Then 3 days after you break up he'll ask out one of your good friends on valentine's day and not give a shit about you. Then he'll treat you like absolute shit and act like you're a bitch because you try to talk to him about your previous relationship.

Girl 1: Oh my god! *starts crying*
Girl 2: Oh my god he is such a Brogan
Girl 1: He just did it out of no where!
Girl 2: He said he loved you though!
Girl 1: Well he doesn't now! :'(

When two dudes are just destined to naturally be friends.

this doesn't happen to girls since girls don't exist

You two are just broganic.

Jynx! wow that was a totally broganic moment.

brogan is an amazing, awesome and sexygirl. She is always down for anything and loves her family and friends. All the boys want brogan and would do anything to be friends with her. She is a tom-boy and hates the colour pink.

Boy 1: Do you see that hottie over there?!
Boy 2: yeah she is definitely a brogan

#sexy #tom-boy #amazing