A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.
1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!
2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!
Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.
"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.
v. The act of lying extensively, oftentimes, ridiculously, for fun or because he/she wants something from the person he/she's lying to.
ex.
Person 1: Seen that weirdo cat-loving eHarmony girl on YT? Is that actually real?
Person 2: Nah, methinks she's sprouting bullocks.
or
Guy: When I'm with you.. I'm on top of the world.. I don't wanna miss a second wit...
Girl: yeah whatever... I see you're sprouting bullocks again. What do you want this time?
n. Douche, bullshitter, lying scumbag, dick. Basically, all negative behaviours put together into that person, e.g. a rockstar. (some rockstars, i mean.)
'Sprouting Bullocks' would be a very good name for a rock band.
someone who sucks balls, any kind of balls(ex. narwhal balls, platypus balls, chubacca balls, ect.)
She's SUCH a bullock sucker! She totally sucked that horse's balls! EW!
One of the hottest actresses over 40 in the world!!!! Everything from her head to toes screams sexy. Her ass it perfect, same goes for those tits!!!! even young men want to bang that perfect women. No man can watch a Sandra Bullock movie without getting a boner. Not to mention her amazing acting ability. She goes beyond perfect!!
Fuck Sandra Bullock is perfect
IS NOT BRITISH SLANG you morons. It's Dog's Bollocks, with an 'o', not a 'u'.
Right:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bollocks."
Person 2 "cool, i'll have to check it out."
Wrong:
Person 1 "my brand new car is the dog's bullocks."
Person 2 "you're a twat."