A fork of Rural Dictionary
A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.
As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're ....... You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.
someone who tends to other peoples wishes
"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"
person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.
Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.
One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.
Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.
a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.
1. comparing a person to a gibon. 2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.
pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'
that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!
James "The Rocket" aka: Monkey Pole
Rocket's an anal-dwelling butt monkey