A fork of Rural Dictionary
a plug shoved up your butt while having sex and removed before ejaculation.
"QUICK PULL THE PLUG IM ABOUT TO.." *jizz and shit self* "ahhh"
Under U.S.C. 6969 subsection D, a Butt Plug is a tool used by obese women to prevent them from releasing their inherently toxic flatulence (farts) in public. People such as Gail Chord Schuler have claimed that the Butt Plugs have been causing these women to burst due to their farts being trapped in their rectal cavities, but this is absolute nonsense. studies performed by Dr. Allan Lieberman have confirmed that there is no bursting of obese women using the Butt Plugs, with the lone exception of a Texas women whose stomach burst as she attempted to break a world record in doughnut eating.
Thank god Lisa was given her Butt Plug today. It's a shame about her first grade class though, they will be missed.
a plug of the butt used for plugging thy butt
"When mark stoole my butt plug, i took a power dump (power dump:see "poop" first on page 2)
behaving like an idiot. talking incoherently, replacing most word with different slurs(usually accompanied by exposing parts of the body that nobody wants to see\touch\smell), and being an ass in general.
guy: "man, I should really stop smoking pot" butt-plugging guy: "dude,dude,dude,dude...I gotta stop with the pot...pot, pot, pot...I need pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy... gotta replace the drugs with the pussy!!!" ~exposes penis~
when you take to many pills and shit a brick. feels like giving birth through your anus
"i was so constipated that i had to shove my finger to break the butt plug"